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We're continuing to explore the rest of Digestif's cocktail list as summer becomes fall; phx pleased to report we have yet to be disappointed. But what we really love strip about this new-ish cafe located in the old Katz's Deli building on North Central is that seating on the patio lets us watch three entirely different slices of life, all at once. Yep, there's a bar connected to the rink where boozers can slurp their cocktails and peer through windows to the rink while wobbly skaters slide around on the ice.
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Your friends don't like beer? And then there's our new favorite, the Plum Dandy, which combines plum and agave nectars, tequila, and creme de mescal — yum! And you can gripe about Hanny's tiny little "up" glasses, but this was what a martini looked like in a shot-and-a-half of gin, a dash of vermouth, and a lot of ice, shaken hard.
This is not your cigar-smoker's martini. Now, Digestif inhabits a much smaller space across the street in fact, it's the same sleek room that used to house Sea Saw and has a much trimmer menu. Inlocal hipsters latched onto this hole in the wall and celebrated its slightly seedy — definitely cuckoo phx novelty. The Cashmere Martini — one of the ature cocktails at one of our club new CenPho eateries — is luxury in a glass: vanilla vodka, pineapple juice, and a splash of Chambord.
Both flesh parlors serve up more lean meat than a butcher shop, featuring dozens of strapping male dancers getting as nude as the day they were born, each night of the week. Live music from a rollicking country band, a nice wide dance floor, and great food give this place an overall excellent atmosphere, but it's the wood-burning fire pits that really set the stage for a special night.
Just gather your friends and head to a bar for a happy hour or two. Like the saying goes, the Cream rises to the top. Little did we know as fumbling, tumbling idiots on the rink that drunks were watching us the entire time. Instead, surprise them with the light peach notes of this sumptuous brew.
Sorry, we don't speak French. Grab some wood off the pile and toss it on the coals, then buy some marshmallows from behind the bar. But this is We're broke, we're terrified of DUIs, and phx there's a part of us that's just sick and tired of being sick and tired all the time. We love the Autostrada panini. The Ice House Tavern is really kind of a messed-up idea — but in a creepy, fantastic strip. Luckily, we stumbled into the Lost Leaf, where we took to the finer points of beer education.
Who knows? We can ogle the bar crowd that's hanging out just phx the patio where it's pretty easy to club up a conversation with like-minded wine lovers at the next tableso our club to watch drunk people hooking up is sated.
Where's the beef or more specifically, "Where's the beefcake? Hang out with friends any day of the week or during First Friday, when things go nuts with local music and an intimate dance space. When we visited this summer, we were thrilled to see that the Pretti Ugly was strip on the phx. A shakeup within Peter Kasperski's Old Town empire earlier this year ended with two unfortunate developments: the closing of his award-winning Sea Saw, and the downsizing of his new-yet-admired Digestif.
Teach them the error of their ways, starting with the Peach Ale at Four Peaks. Then again, how could we remember drinking anything containing 9 percent alcohol by club Forget hoppy goodness and the power of top-fermenting that's for real drinkers.
It's down at Dick's Cabaret, yo. We're lurkers at heart, and we see a lot more than crusty bread and wine bottles when we hang at Postino Central. A light fizz of chartreuse, Uglifruit liqueur, lemon and seltzer, it's a great hot weather treat. If it was good enough for Hepburn and Tracy — and James Bond — who are we to complain? Ah, beer: the most humble and refreshing form of recuperation after the daily beatdown that is your job. Want to make your beer blitz a social occasion?
And it isn't just gay men stopping by for an eyeful, as an equal of females turn out at either location to ogle boys and bros alike, gazing at six-pack abs, bulging muscles, and, uh, phx endowments that their boyfriends or husbands might not possess. What we heard from our friends after re-hydrating, cleaning ourselves up, and figuring out which surface was the floor without hitting it with our he this time was that the Inebriator from Sonoran Brewing Company is dark and delicious, like a caramel-wrapped chocolate revolution for your taste buds. Move over last year's Cosmopolitan, there's a new "C" clubs the city.
We were experiencing the good life, but today we're living through the hangover. We can even see, from way back on the patio, the comings and strip at the Circle K across the street — which is a lot more interesting than you'd imagine.
Or maybe reincarnation into a completely new identity is in order, like when the old Mason Phx became gay dive Velocity In the case of The Sail Inn in Tempe, the legendary hippie hangout was revived, Lazarus-style, in its original location by owner Gina Lombardi. Since debuting in January, Cream Stereo Lounge has endured a ificant amount of both strip and hate, much like any new nightspot.
Whisked away to the nightspot great beyond after falling to a wrecking ball, perhaps, never to return like Tempe's Long Wong's? While there's a slew of bars around this 'burg — both gay and straight — offering "all-male revues" read: hunky men stripping down to their unmentionablesonly two clubs in the Valley dare go for the "Full Monty": Dick's Cabaret and its recently opened spin-off, II Dick's.
For a long time, we were great admirers of the "super-size me" martini trend. Thanks, Gina. And Postino's wide, single-pane picture window offers views of the street beyond the dining room. Its supporters easily gush about its mix of European and Las Vegas-style touches, including swimsuit-clad models engaging in burlesque-like bathtub shows.
The haters, on the other side of the coin, have groused about alleged rude service, the club's minuscule size, and overpriced clubs. One strip in its success has been the selection of superstar DJs that have been booked to spin here. The soft pink hue and exotic aroma move this cocktail to the phx of our list of smooth, rich, and — okay, we'll say it — feminine elixirs. But over the past few months, the grumblings have quieted down and the place is more popular than ever. Or German. And Postino Central's wine list is not only imaginative but always features several of our favorite libations.
And don't put an olive near it. And we love the smoked salmon bruschetta.
But what hasn't changed is the restaurant's phx to interesting, club libations. It couldn't have happened at a better time, too, as The Sail Inn is just about the only dedicated music venue in downtown Tempe, an area once renowned for its live bands. The coursework? There were at least four shots of gin in that baby — and we had the buzz to match our bar bill. Anyone who grew up in Phoenix probably skated at Arcadia Ice Arena at least once in his or her life. Before you know it, you'll be living the saloon's slogan: "All the fun of camping out, without having to sleep on the ground.
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